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Too much water...!!!
Almost two weeks it rains almost Run in
Uruguay ...!
Today I looked in the mirror to see if I had left
gills, as the fish ...
It would be bad start to build a idéa new Noah's
Ark, except that Uruguayan ...
The theme would be that we would name him ...
Arca National Homeland Ark, Ark. Yorugua ...
Then of course, come the hassle of whom
Touched top and those who do not ...
Surely the Minister of Finance will come too,
to collect taxes to animals, one will want to
piggyback onto, I am not saying the Ark,
will seral architect Arana, so theme of the design of the space inside the house, town planning, etc. ...
There is also the issue of football, we could not let down Paco Casal, to make a "picadito" on the cover of the Ark to kill time ... Rigth?
And who else? And yes, you will see that also lead to Larrañaga, because if we leave down, who holds ...
Soo .. You by doubts that this flood everything and have to use the Ark take computer, and you can read the jokes Somossur 24, which come with everything ...
Until next time, and "if the Flies' go learn to swim ... Good bye...!!!
Last time, " el petizo Jorge Guinzburg" died on.
Jorge Guinzburg, " el Petizo" have long been fighting against
adversity. "Guapeando" (fighting) as good Creole ...
Jorge born in Argentina, he was the screenwriter of "Diogenes and Linyera", drawn by our Tabaré, which is why we remember with one of their comics.
¡Health Petizo! and make laugh quite in the other world!
- ¡Smart Girl...!
Pepito and Maria were once collecting oranges. When Mary returned to his home, his mother asked her:
"What are you doing Mary?"
"Well mom ... Pepito and I went to cut oranges. I got to the tree cutting and Pepito was below together oranges that I would pull."
"But you are stupid Mary, Did not you realize that Pepito saw your panties?"
"No mom, because I was smarter and took it off before."
I am concerned about our country, Clara. Unemployment, poverty, ...
The inconsistency of the rich people.
Improving our vocabulary ... ...
At school, the teacher instructed her students to do a prayer for the Spanish class containing the word I suppose. The next day I took the job three children:
Pedrito, which is upper class, said: "This morning I came to school in the Mercedes, I suppose that the Rolls Royce is at the workshop."
Juanito, middle class, said: "This morning breakfast eggs with ham... bacon I suppose it is over."
Pepito, which is lower class said: "This morning we turn to my grandma to the bathroom with a newspaper under the arm, I suppose she was decomposed, because she do not know how to read ...!"
Mountain people...
¿Mountaineer ? No, only the group´s stupid.
One maternal - child ...
The teacher goes to the group:
"It is proved that young children prefer milk to bottled water. Why create?"
"Breast milk is more healthy," Jorgito loose.
"The mother milk tastes better," says Juanita.
When Pepito raises his hand, prefers to ignore the teacher knowing their answers, but at the insistence, agrees:
"Let's see, Pepito: why children prefer to the bottled milk?"
"I believe teacher, which is not for the milk, it is more of the packaging"
Gossip...
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Enter a galician with a parrot in a bar,
And the tender question, does the animal speak ?
And I know that! Said the parrot ... ...
-- Doctor, Doctor, I have suicidal tendencies, what can I do?
--Then better pay me rigth now ...!
-- Doctor, Doctor, I see blue elephants everywhere.
Have you seen a psychologist?
-- Are you silly? I told you that I see blue elephants...!!!
At the office...
